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    405. All I needed was the love you gave
    All I needed for another day
    All I ever knew
    Only you :)*


    Suaugusiems
     

    404. No matter where you are, whenever the wind blows, it will always wisper the name of yours in my heart.. I love you!
     

    403. I walk alone trough life's dark night, You are my candle, my shining light!
     

    402. Never Say I Love U, If U Dun Really Care. Never Talk Of Feelings, If They Aren't Really There. Never Hold My Hand, If U Mean To Break My Heart. Never Say Forever, If U Ever Plan To Part. Never Look In To My Eyes, If U Are Telling Me Is A Lie. Never Say Hello, If U Dream of More Than Me. Never Lock Up My Heart, If U Dun Have The Key.
     

    401. Searching (sex)......Done...Everybody is having sex at this very moment....Wait a sec...There is only one sucker reading this message!

    400. Pornography tells lies about women, but the truth about men.

    399. By opening this message you activated the dildo of your girlfriend. She thanks you moaning...You have now become unnecessary.

    398. Do you know the highest level you can reach during sex? ................................. no?...................................... Bungler!

    397. I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as well as Lassie!!!

    396. The 3 miracles of a woman: produce milk without eating grass, 4 days of bleeding without dieing, letting a man come without yelling.

    395. Message from you provider: Your dildo is disturbing our network. Turn it off or continue manually. Thanks for your cooperation.

    394. Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh......ohh......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good!

    393. Zwaai uw tieten in het rond, schuur je clitoris op de grond, stop 4 vingers in je kut, ram die kittelaar tot frut, bevredig je met een gans, dit is de mastrubatiedans.

    392. A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with them, people laugh at you.

    391. sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) and like SAMSUNG (everybody is invited)

    390. American students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand

    389. If you cry, I cry...if you laugh, I laugh...if you are happy, I am too...if you are sad, I am too...and if you are horny, call me.

    388. What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?................ They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet

    387. Why does a woman have two pair of lips?................... One is for fighting and one is to make up.

    386. There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"!

    385. What you never want to hear while having good sex?? ............. "Honey, I am home!"

    384. Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back...

    383. What does position 68 mean........You are doing me and I owe you one!!

    382. You do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!!

    381. What did Eva shout when she wanted to have SEX?? ............. ADAM WHERE ARE YOU!!

    380. The difference between erotic and perverted: Erotic = caress the vagina with a beautiful white wisp Perverted = do the same thing with a whole chicken.

    379. Sex is good for your stomach muscles and much more fun than fitness

    378. Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.

    377. The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAFE-SEX.

    376. Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

    375. What is the difference between a man and a dildo?......... A man is a REAL PRICK!!!!

    374. Do you know why smurfs always laugh? Because the grass always tickles their little balls!

    373. When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.

    372. How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonnaise??

    371. Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.

    370. Sex is like Nike, just do it.

    369. Are these your eyes? I found them between my brests!

    368. Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy!

    367. What is the smallest airplane in the world, a count...? Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off ...

    366. Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

    365. God created the world in SIX days But it took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!".. *

    364. A good neighbor is better than an inflatable doll!

    363. What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn!

    362. Sex is good, sex is funny, many the people fuck for money! If you think that sex is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!!!

    361. What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? ... When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!

    360. The boy puts his information in her communication and together they make population!

    359. Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.

    358. Screw calmly and without worries, if you do not come today, it may happen tomorrow!

    357. Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater?.. For the mussels need to be able to open.

    356. I think I have BSE on my penis ...... all women who experienced it go crazy!

    355. Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

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    354. Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

    353. There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.

    352. Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?"

    351. Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years?

    350. Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.

    349. What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use

    348. Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !

    347. Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise

    346. Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.
     
     
     
     
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