| 346. | Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
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| 345. | How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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| 344. | There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!
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| 343. | When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
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| 342. | Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
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| 341. | Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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| 340. | When god created the men he was only kidding
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| 339. | A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others
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| 338. | Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
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| 337. | When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
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| 336. | I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
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| 335. | LAST MTV NEWS! WORLD FAMOUS RAPER EMINEM FUCKED WORLD FAMOUS BITCH BRITNEY SPEARS! ALSO SHE SAID, SHE LIKED IT! REAL BITHC! more on www.mtv.com :)
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| 334. | Fuck is nice and Fuck is funny. Many people fuck 4 money! If you think that fuck is funny - Fuck yourself and save your money!
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| 333. | For the world you are somebody, but for somebody you are the world...
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| 332. | The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Everything alright? L=Like to hear from you! L=Love to see you soon! O=Obviously miss you.. SO Hello! :)
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| 331. | Word ADIDAS means: A=All D=Day I=In D=Dream A=About S=Sex. So are you ADIDAS?
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| 330. | We will now update your brain... searching.. searching... still searching... sorry, no brain found!...:)
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| 329. | Sex is like NOKIA(connecting people),like NIKE(just do it),like PEPSI(ask for more),like SAMSUNG(everyone is invited)...
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| 328. | I wish I was a china cup from which you drink your tea and every time you take a drink you will be kissing me..:*
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| 327. | No SMINT - no KISS, no kiss - no LOVE, no LOVE - no SEX, no sex - no BABY, no baby - no PROBLEM. NO SMINT - NO PROBLEM!:)
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| 326. | I close my eyes only for a moment and a moment is gone. All my dreams pass before eyes. Dust in the wind all we are just dust in a wind...
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| 325. | Have you seen my heart?... I wanted to give it to you, but you have already stolen it away...
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| 324. | A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain`t kiss, Without some tongue, So open your mouth, Close your eyes, And give your tongue, Some exercise!
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| 323. | There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Knuffel-Sex, Safer-Sex, Group-Sex, Lehter-Sex, Telefon-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"!
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| 322. | Roses are red ... Pickles are green ... I love your legs and whats in between
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| 321. | When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower... :)
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| 320. | Love is a smiling and shining face, Love is as big as outer space, Love is the wide and clear blue sky, Love is a feeling that makes you cry...
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| 319. | The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning dew may kiss the grass, but you my friend can kiss my ass!!!
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| 318. | Roses are red, violets are blue. The face like yours must be in the Zoo.
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| 317. | Love is name, sex is game, forget the name and play the game... :)
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| 316. | Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!
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| 315. | You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number
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| 314. | You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?
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| 313. | You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you
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| 312. | You should know what it takes to look this cheap!
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| 311. | You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.
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| 310. | You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number
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| 309. | You are never too blond to learn !!!
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| 308. | You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
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| 307. | When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
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| 306. | What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
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| 305. | We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
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| 304. | We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
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| 303. | Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
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| 302. | This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
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| 301. | This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
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| 300. | This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
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| 299. | They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?
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| 298. | The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !
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| 297. | The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
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| 296. | Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!
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| 295. | Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................
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| 294. | Roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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| 293. | Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed
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| 292. | Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
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| 291. | One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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| 290. | Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?
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| 289. | My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...
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| 288. | My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."
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| 287. | Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
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