| 286. | Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
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| 285. | It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!
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| 284. | In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
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| 283. | Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!
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| 282. | If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
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| 281. | If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
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| 280. | If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
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| 279. | I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
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| 278. | I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
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| 277. | I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
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| 276. | I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.
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| 275. | I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
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| 274. | How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?
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| 273. | Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
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| 272. | HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
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| 271. | God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
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| 270. | For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"
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| 269. | Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
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| 268. | E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
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| 267. | Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .
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| 266. | Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .
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| 265. | Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
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| 264. | Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.
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| 263. | Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
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| 262. | At this moment i have a d骦amp;#261; vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
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| 261. | Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!
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| 260. | A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
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| 259. | I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass
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| 258. | It is red and it taps on the window.................... A baby in a microwave.
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| 257. | A woman is a marvelous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.
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| 256. | He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.
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| 255. | Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
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| 254. | Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.
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| 253. | On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
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| 252. | Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!
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| 251. | When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhea.
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| 250. | You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
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| 249. | If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!
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| 248. | If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it!
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| 247. | Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.
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| 246. | The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
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| 245. | Some people die. Others become a teacher...
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| 244. | I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke!
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| 243. | I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
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| 242. | Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure...
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| 241. | A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
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| 240. | If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
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| 239. | Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
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| 238. | You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
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| 237. | I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
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| 236. | I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned My cigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...
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| 235. | Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!
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| 234. | I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the ?... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
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| 233. | You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
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| 232. | I would have answered your letter sooner but you did not write me one...
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| 231. | I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights....but you I love more!
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| 230. | There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing ... is you sad and crying, you can borrow him.
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| 229. | The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.
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| 228. | Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbors not!
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| 227. | If love is blind, how will she find me?
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