| 46. | Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...
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| 45. | SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!
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| 44. | Linus is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside...
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| 43. | Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
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| 42. | What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
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| 41. | How do frogs die? They Kermit suicide.
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| 40. | Idiot (id-ee-it) n. - One who disagrees with you.
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| 39. | Umm...your .... ZIP is open...
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| 38. | Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!
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| 37. | It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.
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| 36. | I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet.
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| 35. | My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere.
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| 34. | You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?
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| 33. | Life is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it!
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| 32. | Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.
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| 31. | Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
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| 30. | We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.
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| 29. | I love working. I can look at it for hours.
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| 28. | No one ever died because of hard labor, but I think:"why would I take the risk?"
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| 27. | Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car!!
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| 26. | I am in seventh heaven; the other six do not want me.
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| 25. | Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.
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| 24. | When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!
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| 23. | A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise ...
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| 22. | Life is beautiful if you are willing to see it
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| 21. | Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down
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| 20. | The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
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| 19. | That is how a triathlon has been invented: go swimming on foot and coming home by bike.
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| 18. | No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems
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| 17. | The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=everything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you. SO, HELLO
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| 16. | We do have to go to school ... Have to be force ... Forcing is slavery.... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!
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| 15. | Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
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| 14. | Keep the school clean ... stay home!
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| 13. | Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...
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| 12. | 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching TV ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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| 11. | I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!
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| 10. | As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.
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| 9. | Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.
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| 8. | 10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?!
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| 7. | I said no to drugs, but they did not listen!
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| 6. | Being nuts or crazy is inheritable; you get it from your children.
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| 5. | I am still single; my parents-in-law were not able to have children.
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| 4. | Lots of people stop working once they found a job!
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| 3. | Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...
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| 2. | I want to live in Switzerland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.
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| 1. | Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.
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