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Linus is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside...


43. Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

42. What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

41. How do frogs die? They Kermit suicide.

40. Idiot (id-ee-it) n. - One who disagrees with you.

39. Umm...your .... ZIP is open...

38. Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!

37. It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.

36. I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet.

35. My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere.

34. You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?

33. Life is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it!

32. Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.

31. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

30. We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.

29. I love working. I can look at it for hours.

28. No one ever died because of hard labor, but I think:"why would I take the risk?"

27. Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car!!

26. I am in seventh heaven; the other six do not want me.

25. Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.

24. When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!

23. A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise ...

22. Life is beautiful if you are willing to see it

21. Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down

20. The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist

19. That is how a triathlon has been invented: go swimming on foot and coming home by bike.

18. No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems

17. The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=everything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you. SO, HELLO

16. We do have to go to school ... Have to be force ... Forcing is slavery.... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!

15. Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!

14. Keep the school clean ... stay home!

13. Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...

12. 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching TV ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

11. I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!

10. As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.

9. Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.

8. 10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?!

7. I said no to drugs, but they did not listen!

6. Being nuts or crazy is inheritable; you get it from your children.

5. I am still single; my parents-in-law were not able to have children.
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