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< Atgal | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | .. | 11 | Toliau >
A good neighbor is better than an inflatable doll!

363. What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn!

362. Sex is good, sex is funny, many the people fuck for money! If you think that sex is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!!!

361. What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? ... When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!

360. The boy puts his information in her communication and together they make population!

359. Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.

358. Screw calmly and without worries, if you do not come today, it may happen tomorrow!

357. Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater?.. For the mussels need to be able to open.

356. I think I have BSE on my penis ...... all women who experienced it go crazy!

355. Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."


354. Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

353. There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.

352. Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?"

351. Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years?

350. Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.

349. What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use

348. Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !

347. Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise

346. Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.

345. Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters

344. How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

343. There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!

342. When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.

341. Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

340. Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!

339. When god created the men he was only kidding

338. A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others

337. Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

336. When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

335. I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.


333. Fuck is nice and Fuck is funny. Many people fuck 4 money! If you think that fuck is funny - Fuck yourself and save your money!

332. For the world you are somebody, but for somebody you are the world...

331. The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Everything alright? L=Like to hear from you! L=Love to see you soon! O=Obviously miss you.. SO Hello! :)

330. Word ADIDAS means: A=All D=Day I=In D=Dream A=About S=Sex. So are you ADIDAS?

329. We will now update your brain... searching.. searching... still searching... sorry, no brain found!...:)

328. Sex is like NOKIA(connecting people),like NIKE(just do it),like PEPSI(ask for more),like SAMSUNG(everyone is invited)...

327. I wish I was a china cup from which you drink your tea and every time you take a drink you will be kissing me..:*

326. No SMINT - no KISS, no kiss - no LOVE, no LOVE - no SEX, no sex - no BABY, no baby - no PROBLEM. NO SMINT - NO PROBLEM!:)

325. I close my eyes only for a moment and a moment is gone. All my dreams pass before eyes. Dust in the wind all we are just dust in a wind...
< Atgal | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | .. | 11 | Toliau >

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