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Have you seen my heart?... I wanted to give it to you, but you have already stolen it away...

323. A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain`t kiss, Without some tongue, So open your mouth, Close your eyes, And give your tongue, Some exercise!

322. There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Knuffel-Sex, Safer-Sex, Group-Sex, Lehter-Sex, Telefon-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"!

321. Roses are red ... Pickles are green ... I love your legs and whats in between

320. When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower... :)

319. Love is a smiling and shining face, Love is as big as outer space, Love is the wide and clear blue sky, Love is a feeling that makes you cry...

318. The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning dew may kiss the grass, but you my friend can kiss my ass!!!

317. Roses are red, violets are blue. The face like yours must be in the Zoo.

316. Love is name, sex is game, forget the name and play the game... :)

315. Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

314. You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number

313. You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

312. You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you

311. You should know what it takes to look this cheap!

310. You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.

309. You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number

308. You are never too blond to learn !!!

307. You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

306. When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

305. What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!

304. We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!

303. We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."

302. Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

301. This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."

300. This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

299. This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

298. They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?

297. The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !

296. The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

295. Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!

294. Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................

293. Roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

292. Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed

291. Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

290. One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

289. Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?

288. My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...

287. My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."

286. Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!

285. Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
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