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It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!

283. In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!

282. Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!

281. If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.

280. If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

279. If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

278. I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...

277. I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

276. I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...

275. I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.

274. I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T

273. How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?

272. Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

271. HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

270. God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

269. For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"

268. Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.

267. E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

266. Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .

265. Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .

264. Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still brains found.

263. Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

262. Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

261. At this moment i have a d骦amp;#261; vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

260. Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

259. A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

258. I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass


257. It is red and it taps on the window.................... A baby in a microwave.

256. A woman is a marvelous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.

255. He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.

254. Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

253. Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.

252. On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!

251. Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!

250. When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhea.

249. You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.

248. If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!

247. If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it!

246. Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.

245. The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
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